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An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.

Appearance resembles a shrimp.
Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.
by abstractlakx August 20, 2019
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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