Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.
by Shrek is love6969696969696969 February 25, 2014
by The Internep February 22, 2015
When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.
by Random Derp June 28, 2015
by Kaitlyn Jenner November 20, 2016
Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.
by Spherical_Josh July 28, 2017
A common western coming of age party / tradition where members who have recently turned 14 shove figures of shrek up their rectum
by shrek your lord an saviour October 17, 2018
when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.
guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"
guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"
guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"
by the shrekt October 22, 2014