Shrapnel can come in a good many of forms. One of which is if you are flicking staples at someone, they need to yell "SHRAPNEL!!" and take cover. Another form is people shrapnel which often happens when people jump across seats on a bus and land on you. When this happens you also can yell "SHRAPNEL!!" And the last form of shrapnel is when a grenade blows up and sends scraps of razor sharp metal into your face and or body.But nobody has heard of that last form.
Little Johnny was trying to make it to the classroom door but all of a sudden he got hit with flying staple shrapnel in the spinal chord and he got paralyzed for life.
by littlewing64 April 02, 2009
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Similar to hooking up with a granande or landmine girl. The term shrapnel refers to distracting a child of a MILF, so your friend can hook up.
Damn that girl is hot, too bad she has her kid with her. No problem I will take the shrapnel to the park so you can "hit it".
by TSBreezy August 16, 2010
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When you shit in the toilet. (Public or Private)
You flush and theres little pieces left over floating around, or stuck to the side like spackle or paste. (only numerous flushings gets it off)

to spray the back of the toilet bowl

Dom you took a shit in the bathroom and theres shrapnel in the toilet!

I had subway sandwich today with a bunch of lettuce and I just took a shit and there was lettuce shrapnel left over

I had to take a shit and shrapnel went all over the back of the bowl
by Vincent Pinckard May 19, 2008
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the sudden reminants of the explosion from a wet fart
i bent over to pick something up and i felt warm shrapnel on my cheeks

my mum thought i was wearing floral underwear, but i told her it was my shrapnel stains
by nobbs March 13, 2004
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When someone farts on another person, but pieces of feces get on the victim. The poop is known as "shrapnel".
Person 1: "why is jimmy so mad at you?"
Person 2: "last night, i farted on him and he got covered in shrapnel"
Person 1: "oooo, poor guy"
by Mandalore96 November 04, 2010
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A term which refers to the situation where one encounters someone from a past relationship while out with a new prospect in the public arena. Shrapnel should be avoided at all costs, and can often prove detrimental to your current relationship.
Note: Everyone has shrapnel
"If we go there, I run the risk of encountering an unusual amount of shrapnel. It'd be best if i took her to a place where my exes won't encroach upon me."
by Christian Kirk August 18, 2006
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Dried remanants of weed left over from breaking it up for packing.
Hey, you got anything?

Not much man, just some shrapnel.
by Grace Hetrick April 06, 2008
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