when you blast cum on a girls face.
I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.
by Luis Gonzo January 08, 2008
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when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head
i gave her a baby shower last night
by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010
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“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
by i'mprobablynsfw December 08, 2019
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A sexual maneuver. This can only be achieved when fornicating with a single mom. If during coital rythms the child happens to enter the room unexpectedly one would quickly cease intercourse to ejaculate firmly on said child.

baby shower.
So I was bangin' Lucy the other night, you know the milf...so her kid walks in, asks for a glass of milk...I filled for him.

Baby shower high five!
by Rick Tickets October 24, 2009
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The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.
"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".
by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009
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When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas
me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night
by Texas Tim Davis November 07, 2008
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