"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*
by theneverbird July 12, 2012
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A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.
As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.
by Straight Dude June 26, 2006
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The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.
Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.
by Ben Ille December 09, 2011
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When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.
Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!
by Rooster2188 November 05, 2009
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when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body
damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...
by DMasSC November 02, 2007
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When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.
See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!
by xul8tr March 15, 2006
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When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.
Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!
by Leongabriel June 15, 2013
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