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When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.
Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.
My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.
My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.
by Terry Taint May 09, 2012
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.
john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"
paul : "every day im shoveling!"
paul : "every day im shoveling!"
by Shovel King July 27, 2011
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Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.
by RITM March 20, 2008