Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019
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a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.
"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"
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Thier are manny examples of this however.

1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.

2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.

In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.

Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(

As seen above.
noob,spam,ass,shove,foot,leather, Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass
by Toxic Influence May 12, 2010
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