extremely inebriated, ie. shitfaced, smashed, hammered, blitzed, shithoused, drunk, etc.

Similar declination to soused, but derives from an episode when Mr. Kevin Shouse of Atlanta, GA was so drunk he earned his own adjective.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Shouses means that you are unable to complete the simplest of projects.