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A shote can be a good addition to a low protein diet.

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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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The past tense form of shit. If you shitted a while ago, you could say you had just shoten.
Danny: I just shoten. It was so big, I had to push it down with my hands!
Sally: Did you wash your hands?
Danny: Maybe.
by Some guy who has a small brain February 19, 2019
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"Shote" is a slang term for short, which is used when talking about the last few hits of a cigarette, joint, or blunt.
by T-Weez March 08, 2011
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Shote is not much unlike the word "shit" But it is used in a way that is less derrogitory. It can also be used around peers that do not like cursing because it is not a curse.
That slurpee was so shote!
The sun shoted out on us!
This is so shote.
Shote out!
by Drew Richie May 23, 2005
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Past-tense form of shit.
Synonyms are shat, shitted, shit, shet, crapped, defecated, et cetera.
I was experiencing severe constipation, but after eighteen laxatives I finally shote.

On a scale of one to ten, how many times have you shote this year?

The last time I shote, I thought I wouldn't survive.
by realKingCarrot December 27, 2016
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