Jack: Hey, you seem to have a tough time.
Jill: Yeah I am.
Jack: Do you want to go on a shot date?
Jill: Hellz yeah. I'm in need of one.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"