Short Stack

the most awsome and hottest rock band from newcastle

shaun: vocals, guitar, song writter
andy: bass, backup vocals - otherwise known as the hot one
bradie:drums


they sing those really awsome songs drop dead gorgeus and shimmy a go go!

fan1: eh have u heard of that band short-
fan2: YES SHORT STACK THEY ARE THE SEX!

by that sexy wild hot wanker August 27, 2008

Short Stack

Short Stack is a 3 piece Australian band from the Central Coast town of Budgewoi. The band consists of:
Bradie Gerald Webb-Drummer
Shaun Donald Patrick Diviney-Lead vocals and Electric guitar
Andrew Nicoli Clemmensen-Backup Vocals and Bass guitar
Short Stack first started their rise to fame in 2005 by entering Youthrock. This was only the start for what would soon become Australia's Number 1 Band :D

Lauren:"Omg! How awesome was Short Stack last night?"
Karlee:"I know right, They were so cool!"
Lauren:"Lets go back right now!"
Karlee:"Ok lets!"

by LaurennBelovedd January 2, 2010

Short Stack

The worst band ever formed. They can't sing and use 4 chords in all their songs. Unlike Kurt Cobain, the 4 chords that are used don't sound effective. Their fans are mostly teenyboppers who can't spell

Fan:ZoMg!!!!11oneeleven ShOrT sTaCk ArE sO aWeSoMe I <3 tHeM

Me: *Facepalm*

by KiwiBass January 10, 2010

Short Stack

3 wankers from Australia who decided (without a sane person's opinion) that they were 'freakin' hawt' and tried to learn an instrument-failed miserably-and decided that because they (almost) aced "Smoke On The Water" that they could form a super hawt boy band, so they did. They gained a lot of friends (on Myspace) and then played some gigs locally. They were mega chuffed when they realised they actually had fans! OMG, like 4 of them. Four fucking scene kids. It's just so ironic that they happened to be 4 years old and weighed 444kg, SEXY! Anyway, it was this that made them decide that they were on the path to ultimate stardom! So, they spiked up their shit hair, put their gay face on, banged a few kiddie groupies and finally busted out a few tunes-which were shit. In the Summer of 2010, the lead vocalist, Shaun Diviney, tradgically (not) died. It seems as though he busted out too many shitty tunes, which busted his balls and he grew a vagina. Cause of death: homoness.

*popping sound*
"Omg, what is that sound? It sounds like someones growing a vagina!"
"Shaun Diviney's growing a vagina..."
"Really? I thought she already had one."
"RIP Short Stack."
"Really Incredibly Pathetic."

Oyeeeeah! ^,^

by lava lamp madness September 22, 2010

Short Stack

When atleast three men Lay on top of eachother back to tummy and sequentially from bottom to top ejaculates into the others rectum until the man ontop dresses the pile in a stream of bitter sweet stamen syrup(the Jamima).

Superb short stack last night fellas, dibs next jamima.

by Zane Adickes, Scott Pruitt, Aaron Savage, Nathan Stickle January 15, 2008

Short Stack

A mediocre band that has americans confused as to why they are so 'big' in australia. They do however have dope accents. And have a hot-as-fuck bassist named Andy Clemmensen.
They all have-ofcourse-THE SAME STYLE OF HAIR! Which does loose shorts stacks appeal.
*they are also fags that wear makeup.
The only reason one would want short stack to come over to the U.S is to be able fuck the shit out of Andy.

Have you heard of Short Stack?
Is that that shitty australian band with andy clemmensen in it?
Yeah.
Oh they suck dickk!
Yeah....I wish Andy would suck mine..

by Shittyshittybabay January 18, 2010

Short stack

A midget orgy

Alex is so fucked up. He said he was watching short stack porn yesterday.

by Asexuals December 10, 2015