Adj.- Used to describe either a person or animal as being grossly overweight; morbidly obese. Origin: comes from the appearance that the subject has shorter legs than normal due to their large bulk, either through a trick of the eyes due to the odd proportions, or by low-hanging pockets of fat that cover the tops of the thighs.
My cat has short legs.

She's got short legs.
by Doomlad April 02, 2007
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When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.
Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"
by Daravouchi March 05, 2018
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1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.
Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric
by Tempestua December 04, 2004
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