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if someone is very shy and horny at the same time
'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'
by Bacuda November 17, 2011
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The terms reference Shy and Horny. As titled in Etta Bonds single Shorny
Sh = Shy
Orny = Horny
First time we met we were both so Shorny
by B0bby001 February 13, 2019
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A dark attractive hot Girl who makes you feel horny
- Shmim is such a shorny
- I feel shorny
by Darkalien July 30, 2019
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When someone sees a really nice outfit or accessory and feels the need to shop.
Juwles: Oh my god! Did you see those Jimmy Choo's on that woman!? That makes me so shorny!
by juwles333 January 21, 2009
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a person who is short and horny; normally a male
Ryan, who is 4'9'', is one shorny kid.
by Brownlee April 21, 2008
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its when you're horny for choi san from ateez
OMG DID YOU SEE SANS NEW POST IM SO SHORNY
by yuvuteez May 09, 2020
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