When you have to put a bag over their head because they are so ugly, and you have to ask them, "paper or plastic."

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

This is a gamer who uses a lot of money on in-game purchases.

The commercial equivalent of a bedroom community. Just as a bedroom community would be a suburb or area with mostly apartments and houses and little to no commercial activity, a shopping town would be a suburb or area with mostly indoor malls, restaurants, and strip malls without any housing in sight.

A mall that was once the place to be, but now exclusively crazy people hang out there.

When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.

A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.