A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

When you miss spell shooketh

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Abbreviation of Photoshop, the original app where photography can be altered. Specifically, where someone’s face/body appears unusually perfect in print or screen. Can also be used for implying other fakery, such as autotune in music, or anything which aims to sell (ie: being sold at shop)

Spent all my money. My feet are sore. My nerves are shot from rude and jostling shoppers and clerks. I am shopped out

going to pharmasave to wake them up