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This friend. This goddamn friend. Every time you walk with them, their path consists of walking not in a straight line, but slightly on an angle, almost always in your fucking path. This behavior is similar to how shopping carts have a difficult time rolling in a straight line.
"Sonia, stop being a shopping cart friend, you are seriously taking up 75% of the sidewalk."

"Shut up, dad, you're not my mom."
by Scooby_Doesnt_Play_Drums November 26, 2014
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