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verb; an action that is present when WALMART security just sucks ass
Shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.
by lucky number 27 December 23, 2009
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.
1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job
by alf-ace February 22, 2008
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P1: "I went shoplifting today."
P2: "Nice, what did you get?"
by Lelsy May 30, 2018
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Did you hookup with that guy last night?

Not really, I kinda ended up shoplifting him...
by kayharvey April 20, 2018
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Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.
Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.
by James Gexton June 20, 2008
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