To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.
I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.
by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008
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a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband
by sexydimma November 23, 2014
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shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.
I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!
by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021
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