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the act of wearing shoes that are so painfully uncomfortable you'd rather kill yourself than walk.
"Hey girl, I'm getting lunch. Wanna come?"

"Sure. Oh, wait, walking is going to be shoicide. Can you pick me up sushi?"
by ijy June 20, 2012
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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