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A strange characer of infalliable knowledge. A beacon of hope for the teachers and governing staff of his school. Not to be confused with the german Michael Schumacker of the same name. ORIGINAL PRANKSTER. Often found hacking into government servers, has synthesised an antidote to the FBI's feared 'hacker to sleep' injection.
Youve bin shoey'd!!
That was a shoey like stunt
Dont feed animals gas,your not shoey!
Your the next urban terrorist/shoey
by William Gates February 03, 2005
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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pouring an entire alcoholic drink into your shoe and skulling it entirely
hey man pass me your shoe, i wanna do a shoey.
SHOEY TIME!
by trelentless March 20, 2010
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An Australian tradition where you drink an alcoholic beverage out of a shoe.
Friend: oi mate come watch me do a shoey.
Friend 2: Ah Fuck yeah lad
by mystikalmayhem July 23, 2018
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The Nickname of the Bromance of Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa. <3
Shane: I Love Joeyy <3
Joey: I Love Shanee <3

Shoey Foreverr
by Furbaby21 July 25, 2013
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Drinking out of your shoe, when DJ James Hype tells you to do so on his live stream.
Brooooo, show me some love do a Shoey for me right now on live stream! LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOOO!
by DJLIFE May 13, 2020
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The art of pouring ones beer into ones shoe, preferably a classic Brogue to give it that sweet bitterness, and absolutely just send it down ya boiiiii. Most commonly seen on Twitch streams of Ron plays games and Skiddler.

The shoey is classically done on your knees.
Ronno: Oi Skiddy cunt wanna drop a quick shoey for the bois?
Skidler: SEEEENDDDDD ITTTTTTTTT!
Ronno: Yeeee the boyyyssss
by Tom Claws January 01, 2018
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