Terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.

(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,

Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,

Person A says: Don't let it happen again

Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.

Fat boy 1: I must be losing weight, I've been sweating all day!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

Idiot: "I'm the best ever!!"
Everyone else: "SHOESHINE!!"

*BAM*
kid 1: *gasp* he did a shoeshine!!
kid 2: he's out!! *pointing to the kid that got hit in the shoe*
kid 3: yayy! congratulations on you're victory of a shoeshine!!