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n. - A member of the FBI or a similar plainclothes investigator for law enforcement, referring to their dress code requiring shoes to be highly polished.
Terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.
(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
by Thus Blogged Anderson November 12, 2012
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,
Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,
Person A says: Don't let it happen again
Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.
Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,
Person A says: Don't let it happen again
Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.
by S'cence 04-03-04 April 02, 2004
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An exclamatory response after one is thoroughly insulted. Can be done by the offending party, but is more effective when a third party engages in the call or yell.
Fat boy 1: I must be losing weight, I've been sweating all day!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!
by adnan January 12, 2004
4
lubrication for the penis
"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."
- Mrs Bush
- Mrs Bush
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003
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A move in four square. To simply do over hand and to hit the other person on their shoe. Therefore, you would have done a shoeshine and the other person would have been out.
*BAM*
kid 1: *gasp* he did a shoeshine!!
kid 2: he's out!! *pointing to the kid that got hit in the shoe*
kid 3: yayy! congratulations on you're victory of a shoeshine!!
kid 1: *gasp* he did a shoeshine!!
kid 2: he's out!! *pointing to the kid that got hit in the shoe*
kid 3: yayy! congratulations on you're victory of a shoeshine!!
by katrocks13 March 03, 2012