a shy hoe = shoe
*sees the guy I like*
*walks away instead of talking to him*
Me: *sighs* I'm such a shoe
by smartgg0501 March 28, 2016
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I can't believe you haven't seen them still.. cliff notes, tragic, forbidden love, but the way it's written and the music.. impossible not to feel the romance in certain parts. No I'm a bit too active for my own good too, if I'm not busy I build up nervous energy and can't sit still!

The coincidences.. I still don't know what to make of it. I wish I had an answer for you. Numbers are driving me mental the last few days.. ones that I'm struggling to ignore. I WISH I knew for sure they meant something..

Id get so excited when I thought I'd found something irrefutable.. I still do now for a moment but then my head takes over, telling me I was wrong before.. so likely still am

Yes you do like your cryptic words.. I wonder a lot if you mean something else sometimes.. but that's not my place to question

I wonder that too.. but I had to reach out somehow.. if you were.. it wasn't fair to sit in silence and leave you wondering, before we spoke, I swear I could feel the pain in some things you'd post. If I could help that in some way, I knew I had to try..

And please.. don't apologise, for anything.. neither of us could have possibly been prepared for this! So I guess, we're both simultaneously learning and teaching..

Not sure how I can help with your funk.. but Il try :)
A single coincidence is one thing.. on this scale though.. I'm not sure I can believe it is coincidence.. or that they aren't leading us down some path we're supposed to be on..
I would love for that to be the case

Another coincidence though.. most people tend not to argue with me either.. apart from her obviously, though I wouldn't call it arguing.. more challenging.. an who doesn't love a challenge?

I know what you mean yeah.. I understand it too. Thats why I know I have to wait.. I just wish the uncertainty wasn't part of that wait

You know Il listen anytime, it's always a pleasure :)

Now kick those shoes off and put your feet up.. that's an order
by 4_u September 11, 2023
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The act of pooping in ones trousers with runny poo and proceding to tread it in to the carpet with ones shoes.
Dave: oh man I've got to go

Mum: don't go shoeing again! The vax has worked overtime lately!!
by jaycool20 June 12, 2008
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1- issue- as opposed to "ish"
"no wonder they got divorced, they had some big shoes"
by missmartha February 9, 2009
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Shoes that a random skunk sells to you over the telephone. You may recieve an annoymous call at random times!
Caller: ee rr mate do you wanna buy some shoes?
Callee: errrrrrr who is it?
Caller: Cmon mate new shoes!
by SeanDanny!!! November 19, 2006
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Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
by will bitten December 18, 2016
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Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.
That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover
by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019
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