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That shoeman, is a person.
by shoeman March 20, 2003
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.
b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.
b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.
Al Bundy is a shoeman.
by Patrick Kelleher April 09, 2004
a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.
by potter the govna' October 11, 2007
Jul 25 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

