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Used to define something that is crap. Can also be used as an expression of exasperation.
Dude, my new bindings are shoelard. They broke on the first hit.

Shoelard, I can't believe my boss is such a dingleberry.
by gdshred March 30, 2010
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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