The art of pouring ones beer into ones shoe, preferably a classic Brogue to give it that sweet bitterness, and absolutely just send it down ya boiiiii. Most commonly seen on Twitch streams of Ron plays games and Skiddler.

The shoey is classically done on your knees.
Ronno: Oi Skiddy cunt wanna drop a quick shoey for the bois?
Skidler: SEEEENDDDDD ITTTTTTTTT!
Ronno: Yeeee the boyyyssss
by Tom Claws January 01, 2018
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an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.
person 1: i won the lottery and my mum stole it from me and only gave me 20p!

person2: your such a shoey!
by hiya. April 03, 2009
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shoey is arguably the most influencal man to ever grace our planet. He single handedly overthrew the teachers at thorpe and ran the school himself. Ghandi once said “ shoey is without a doubt the biggest don i’ve ever laid my eyes on”.He will go down as a level 200 boss for years to come
issac newton- “ me , shoey and darwin are the OG’s”
by cjc0ffdaperc October 13, 2019
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Shoey Dawceffa is the ship between Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa.
Shoey Dawceffa was one of the most favorited ships but lots of people still ship it worldwide
by Miss Dramione December 12, 2015
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A mourning shoey (not to be confused with a “morning shoey”) is a shoey undertaken with deep solemnity and commiseration. It is often completed during the World Cup, but can also be completed at other times.
Hugo: “We’re gonna miss James.”
James: *dead*
Winston: *slowly raises a beer-filled Nike Air Max* “I guess today is a mourning shoey kinda day.”
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Adjective. It's a term for texture or/and food. It's like chewy, but also kinda slippery. The word is inspired by doggos, that eat shoes, which are also leatherly slippery and quite chewy.

It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
This cheese is so shoey, where did you get it?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
by Ninja Has Ligma February 06, 2019
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a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.
dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"
by klangrob August 13, 2011
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