When you sneeze, shit, and cum simultaneously. Typically a natural human reaction to unexpected events or external stimuli. However, it is sometimes associated with feelings of intense awe like being at the Grand Canyon (Not to be confused with the Gand Cranyon) or washing the dishes.
Dave: "Yo, in chemistry I dropped my textbook and scared the fuck out of Sarah."
Mike: "Oh really?"
Dave: "Yeah bro, I made her shnitcum."
"... an object of unusual scientific interest, being the greatest eroded canyon within the United States and the only place on God's green earth that will cause a red-blooded American to shnitcum"
- Theodore Roosevelt 1906
Mike: "Oh really?"
Dave: "Yeah bro, I made her shnitcum."
"... an object of unusual scientific interest, being the greatest eroded canyon within the United States and the only place on God's green earth that will cause a red-blooded American to shnitcum"
- Theodore Roosevelt 1906
by Boseph Nixon February 3, 2025