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When one sneezes and shits simultaneous.
Ewww Dylan just did a shnit, u can see it in his eyes..
by dyaln-miller69 February 08, 2014
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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shnit means funky, freaky, and full of style.
something shnitty is unique and extraordinary in any positive way.
this shortfilm is really shnit!
by mike mike mike October 09, 2006
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A polite or funnier way of saying the word "Shit" that sounds like it but inst.
"Holy shnit she got a fat ass!"
by Uranium Bullets April 11, 2009
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Basically, it all boils down to the word....


"SHIT"

Just with an N, so you can't really get in trouble!
by Big Rog. February 07, 2005
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When one sneezes so hard they shit
So I was chillin with Kenny last night and out of nowhere he shnit. It was traumatic for the both of us.
by Naty by Nature May 18, 2019
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What u say u sed when u get caught swearing around little kids.
Jordan: "Shit! I mean..."
Jessi: "Jordan! There r 10 year olds here!"
Jordan: "I sed shNit. W/ an N!"
Jessi: "Yea. A silent one!"
by KSDbabe9393 March 18, 2008
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