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when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time
"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"
by dood_5769 September 30, 2017
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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