To get beyond fucked up to the point where your legs are wobbling and you get thrown out of the club you attended but still coherent enough to pick up women. Present tense: shmurdering
Did you see Floyd shmurda at the Wiz concert? He brought home 3 hoes and then threw up all over them during the ride home, and they still smashed!
by madeLIFE December 15, 2014
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a pouty face; mad look
Boy: What is he doing?
Boy: hes Shmurdaing
by Hails69 April 07, 2015
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Bobby Shmurda is a mystical being who can throw light-weight objects (such as a hat) in the air and they never come back down.
Person 1: Damn how did that hat get so high
Person 2: Bobby Shmurda must have throw it
by BannanaSavage November 16, 2018
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The greatest motherfucking rapper to have ever lived.
Person 1: *sigh* I really miss you Bobby
Bobby Shmurda: It's alright my son, i may be incarcerated, but ill be back soon my darling.
Person 1: *Tearing up* God? is that you?
by CA$HFLOW_300C April 17, 2018
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Hot nigga who been selling crack since the fifth he didn't really give a fuck about how much he made, john john told him how to pack and how to maintain, but he gets the money and spends it on the same thang, shawty love the way that he ballout, he been getting money till he fall out, if you talking cash dawg he goes all out,OH YEAH and if you aint a hoe get out of his traphooouse! follow me on ig @rebid
by flashzey August 26, 2014
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Bobby Smurda is a rapper who loves to shmoney dance. He is popular for a religion named Shmurdism and is in prison for our sins. Also a popular name for kahoot.
I bust a shmoney dance, now she on my dick.
-Bobby Shmurda
by convert to shmurdism April 05, 2019
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