A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
by Ae5Ea8 February 03, 2015
by Thatgirlfromny May 19, 2016
Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool
When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely
Person1: ok ill be there soon
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely
Person1: ok ill be there soon
by Shmuckboy12 December 24, 2019
1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.
Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"
by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008