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a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.
It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.
by monkeywerks May 11, 2005
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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The thing inside you that makes you feel worried or stressed
Don't wozzle your shmozzle
by Nozzley May 12, 2010
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