First Drawn by Al Capp in his comic strip Li'l Abner in 1948.
The Shmoo is a small lovable creature. It laid eggs, gave milk, and died of sheer extacy when looked at with hunger. The shmoo loved to be eaten and could taste like any food you desire. Shmoo hide, cut thin, made a fine leather. Even shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
The shmoo had the power to supply the whole world with all of its' wants and needs.
The shmoo reproduces asexually, and only requires air to stay alive.

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!

a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.

1. shaved pubic region of a female (shmoo as in smooth)

2. ham-shaped, toeless creature from a comic by Al Capp (Lil' Abner comics)created in 1948. It laid eggs, gave milk and when looked at as though you would like to eat it, it dies out of sheer will to please you. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.

plural - Shmoon

an complete an utter imbecile, idiot, willy no common sense

A poop you take in a tub.