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the insult shmongloid is used to refer to a man who has goblin like traits and a unhygienic penis
girl :ugh I thought he was a good guy until he stole my coins what a shmongloid
by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features
girl: eww that guy smells and keeps looking for coins what a shmongloid
by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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