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the insult shmongloid is used to refer to a man who has goblin like traits and a unhygienic penis
girl :ugh I thought he was a good guy until he stole my coins what a shmongloid
by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features
girl: eww that guy smells and keeps looking for coins what a shmongloid
by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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