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Yiddish obscene expression for penis, derisive term for a man. use to discribe a self-made fool.
Joe is a shmok, his wife left him because he couldn't keep his shmok in his pants.
by oppenheimer April 22, 2006
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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It is a term used for a guy or girl who is above average looking, but not quite hott.
A: I just saw a totally shmok guy today!

B: Oh really who is he?!
by SamiGirl19 March 30, 2009
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