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Alteration of the word "Shit".

Can be used instead of Shit, so as not to offend anyone.
WTF? Cold toco meat...I hate that Shmit!

Toco Bell makes me shmit....
by Juggers November 24, 2004
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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Shmit/Shmittie :A specimen of the female sex that is in a higher class of looks than the average girl. A Shmit can usually be seen staring at you in a manor that says "I want to perform falacio on you." Shmits can also be seen wearing Uggs,leggings and/or other Shmit attire. In lamens terms, a Shmit is a hot girl who looks like a good fuck.
I can't have any grenades tonight bro, I need some grade A shmits!
by hapoeltelaviv November 07, 2010
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When your sexy and the shit at the same time.
Ay bro? you see her

yea ?

she is the shmit !
by thatbish. August 02, 2020
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β€œShmit” is lighter what to say β€œshit”
β€œAwwe shmit I failed my test”
by Jhopesson December 31, 2017
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