Urban Dictionary: shmingle

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slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

by T & T February 13, 2007

May 11 Word of the Day

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 09, 2009

a fat whore who has shingles and small, hot boobs.

your mom is a shmingle.

Shingles-struck Averill Park girls. Usually having delightfully small boobs with high kinetic energy.

"That Samantha girl is such a shmingle!"

by Kinkerbell & Klan October 13, 2006

To aggressively shove and scratch your friends with your fingernails

Works better if you do it to the ankles

by Shmingle March 17, 2021