an extremely small midget often mistaken for as a freak of nature who looks like a tyke but has the face of a 70 year old man and when you see him it will usually be at a festival from a tribe of dancing unicorns in the night of which the world will end

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)