Used to describe someone who's sexy, but in a wierd way. It's very rare to find someone who everyone will agree is shmexy, as it all comes down to personal taste in the end.
Guy 1: "eeew look at the state of her! She looks like Jay Leno and a pig had a kid!"

Guy 2: "hey, she isn't that bad. In fact, I think she's pretty hot.She's kinda shmexy, yano?"

Guy 1: "now you mention it, she is....in a shmexy kind of way...."
by RonWeasley94 November 23, 2010
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When your personality is as beautiful as you are = shmexy.
Katie is so shmexy, she always lights up the room with her smile.
by Kaykay 1206 April 03, 2016
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cool. thats seriously ALL it means. just cool. it has nothing to do with the word sexy, or smart, or smart and sexy, which some people have guessed it means, but no. just cool.

Note: Back in 5th grade, me and my friend alexis made this word up, and therefore have the right to make it mean cool.

Note: in some cases it can mean sexy, but only as a joke, like when talking about an ugly person: "Wow, he's super shmexy". but it is never a synonym for the actual word sexy, since it does not mean hot, or hott, or 'bangin', or anything else like that
Katie and Alexis are so shmexy that we are, in fact, shmexier than you.
by Kate- Eh?? 22 April 28, 2008
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Sexy and hot. Cooler than a bag of ice.
Yo dude look at that shmexy ass cow
by ilikeducks December 20, 2016
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(Adj.) Term used to describe REALLY hot, sexy porn, Porn that makes your dick so hard it can cut diamonds.
Guy 1: Dude, you gotta check out *insert porn site name here* it has really shmexy pr0ns.

Guy 2: Alright, I think I'll give it a look, thanks bro.

shmexy pr0ns
by thejackster93 November 02, 2010
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Funny, cute, hot she is fun energetic and awesome to be around and even though she can gets sad she's an amazing friend and is always there for her friends so she always has friends that have her back :) if you have a Heidi in your life then never ever let her go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uchh you have heidi in your life..... i wish i had a heidi in my life

ik im soo lucky to have a shmexy bichey
by shmexy bichey May 09, 2013
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