a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey
Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.
by Frank DiMaria November 14, 2007
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Friend 1 " dude look at all the shmelts!". Friend 2 " ha, they're so lame."
by just another shmelt September 11, 2011
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A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.

A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.
Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted

I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!
by Hiffhin November 07, 2007
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Little girls that dont know their place in life
Alex is a shmelt. She need to learn her place in life.
by Bthompson8 October 23, 2009
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A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.
Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.
by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008
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a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.
hey wanna go to arbys and you can get a shmelt melt
by mets47 October 28, 2010
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