Urban Dictionary: shmelt

Top definition

shmelt

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey

Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.

by Frank DiMaria November 14, 2007

Get a shmelt mug for your daughter-in-law Jovana.

Apr 22 Word of the Day

dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

Get a dirtpilled mug for your cousin Manafort.

Shmelt

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.

Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.

by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008

Get a Shmelt mug for your mate Günter.

shmelt

Grade nines/freshman,

Friend 1 " dude look at all the shmelts!". Friend 2 " ha, they're so lame."

by just another shmelt September 11, 2011

Get a shmelt mug for your cat Bob.

shmelt

A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.

A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.

Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted

I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!

by Hiffhin November 07, 2007

Get a shmelt mug for your cat Julia.

shmelt

Little girls that dont know their place in life

Alex is a shmelt. She need to learn her place in life.

by Bthompson8 October 23, 2009

Get the shmelt neck gaiter and mug.

Shmelt

The cheesy stuff that oozes out the side of grilled cheese.

Wow, this grilled cheese has some really good shmelt

by SHMOO_22 November 28, 2020

Get a Shmelt mug for your Facebook friend Helena.