Top definition
Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.
Your shmegma smells!
by mandy August 05, 2003
May 20 Word of the Day
A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike
by Blunt0r April 15, 2004
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The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.
by gert b frobe May 03, 2010
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A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.
by Bigswell79 September 03, 2003