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a cigarette

derived from shmek, derived from shmok, derived from shmok'n'apancake
"hey man you want a shmeg?"
"I need a shmeg right now"
by TROTTER FETISH November 15, 2019
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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can be used to describe something when you can't think of another word. it can be but is not limited to substituting the word cum.
YOU"RE A SHMEG.
Go shmeg urself
I think i misplaced my shmeg
by PHREAKKKKKK September 18, 2005
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to shmeg (verb)
from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently

2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia

3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room
Eli was totally shmegging last night
by M4L February 19, 2012
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the little peices of weed at the bottom of a bag that are too small to do anything with.
"do you wanna smoke a bowl?" "sorry man, all i have left is some shmegs"
by Adam January 21, 2004
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Short for shmegela; When someone is such a shmegela but its not even worth the extra breathe it would take to say shmegela
Kobi stop being such a shmeg and give me back the lucky charms
by ButStuf69 May 04, 2021
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