that tall girl and her short friend are total shmeegs
bro 1: dude that party was a total rager
bro 2: yeah shmeegs i know!

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

I wish I could be shmeegs!

“Yo dawg, show me the shmeeg”
“Ight”
(Teacher)”What’s a shmeeg?”

For example
"Yo dawg let me bum a shmeeg"
"Go fuck your self I only got one shmeeg left"
"Hey, lets bring our beers outside and have a Shmeeg break"
"Fuck we need to go on a shmeeg run I have no more shmeegs"
"Hey man im bored wanna coem shmeeg"

everyone on the master pickup artist is a shmeeg. a big shmeeg.