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A slang term for the penis. It’s origin comes from the combination of the words “schlong” and “meat.”
Brian: Yo my guy, Lily is the true throat lord. We had a lot of fun last night.
Trevor: Nice. Did she slobber on the shmeef?
Brian: Hell yeah!
Trevor: Nice. Did she slobber on the shmeef?
Brian: Hell yeah!
by trevvvvvv February 08, 2021
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017