A slang term for the penis. It’s origin comes from the combination of the words “schlong” and “meat.”
Brian: Yo my guy, Lily is the true throat lord. We had a lot of fun last night.
Trevor: Nice. Did she slobber on the shmeef?
Brian: Hell yeah!
by trevvvvvv February 08, 2021
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Means the same thing as "sweet" or cool. It indicates a positive response.
"The new Resident Evil just came out"
"Shmeef!"
by Songbird21 June 18, 2014
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The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.
Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!
by Lucas.d.69 June 02, 2019
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