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a smackin and a lecture.

Muh momma gave meh a shmecture.

by 183921312 March 04, 2009
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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