Urban Dictionary: shmeckle

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a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts November 05, 2008

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

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An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 19, 2009

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teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

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4

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

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I am creating shmeckle juice.

by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

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