Urban Dictionary: shmeat loaf

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when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

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Aug 7 Word of the Day

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.

Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.

by Starquti September 05, 2020

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